Showing posts with label tom cruise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tom cruise. Show all posts

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hi!

I hav not possted for a wile and juss wantd to let everywon now Im still alive. No new news from Scientology lawers bout my website. I dont now why they dont like it, that maks me sad.

Well, gotta go. Im building a shrine to Tom Cruise and it needs more cowches and glibness.

Check owt this sweet picter of Xenu I drew (left). I also made a page for Xenu on my website. I freakin luv Xenu!


XOXOXOXOXO
Barbara

Thursday, July 10, 2008

My respons to Ava Paquett - A loyer of Scientology

Subject: Re: Unauthorized Use of Registered Trademark
Date: Thursday, 10 JULY 2008
From: Barbara Schwarz
barbaraschwarzrulz@gmail.com
To: AMPaquette@aol.com

Dear Ava,

I like your letter. It was awsome!

I'm a Scientologist too, just like you. I love Scientology, I wish it was inside of me. Welp, I'm sad you don't like my websight. I tryd hard to make it good. Mabe you can tell me how to make it better and I will. Please dont put me in the RPF again. It's cold and I'm scared easy. Maybe you can say hi to my parents too. I miss them. Dont tell anyone I told you that thogh. Thanks.

Hey, you now this info, how gay is Tom Cruise? Like, what I mean, is he a top or a botom? I gess wat I'm trying to say is does he like to catch or is he a picher? I think he likes to catch. He seems to me like a big girl. Wen he maried Katie as a coverup I thought it was a good idea. We don't want any dirty faggots in Scientology. Keep them queers over in the cathlic church is wut I say.

Ok - I gotta go trick some more people into joining with those stress tess or whatever the fuck you guys want to call it. Haha, they don't do nuthing except get my stats good.

Sinserly,

Barbara Schwarz
SLC library
210 East 400 South
Salt Lake City UT 84111
Tel: (801) 524-8200

Monday, June 30, 2008

Confewsion?? Dont be dum!!!

Dont be dumb. Get in Scientology now befor its too late! If you get in now then you are on the top of the perimid so you make more frikin cash! Those at the bottom just have to try and trick others with stress tests and buying books. If you are on the top like Miscavig or others, you can just punch people.

Wise up dumies! Join Scientology! Get in before others get ahead of you and then you dont make as much money!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Fly Xenu Airlines?

Fly Xenu Airlines

Fly Xenu Airlines?
This crazy person who said that Scientology is bad and other dumb stuff, who doesn't want to give me any money, sent me a link to fly Xenu airlines or something. I was happy at first because I was thinking maybe I could take an airplane away somewere. Anyplace is better than having to be in the Scientology Org basement 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. So, I clicked on the link. Well, I didn't see anything about a Xenu airplane or anything about me getting out of the Scientology basement, but it was a music video with this really cool song and good dance moves. I've been lisening to it all day. I'm still not sur on the hole Xenu airplane thing or if they'll ever let me out, but watever.

This is the link they sent me:
Click here to fly Xenu Airlines





Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Scientology makes you happy!

Here's a sweet picture I made. Look how happy Scientology made me!

Scientology Rulz!

The sweetest site on the Internet with the most facts about why Scientology rulz, is now available to be viewed. Pretty awesome!

Scientology Rulz! website