Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Scientology is the bestest religon out there!!!!!!

Sorry I have not possted in a wile. I hav been locked up in the RPF for a wile. They cot me chewing gum. Anyway, I still luv Scientology but I hav lerned that some peple dont. Can you imagin that??!!

I fowned this website forums.whyweprotest.net . Hav you ever seen this stupid nonsens?? Wut a bunch of loosers. All these kids are living at home in there parents basement eteing cake and worshiping some long cat... wut a bunch of dumb asses. How culd you not like Scientology? You cant, you must be stupid. Well anyway, I was qwick to add it to my crap websites section of my sweet Scientology website, Scientology RULZ!!!!!!

ok, gotta get back to cleaning the toilets. Hail L. Ron Hubbard!!! If you folow him, everything in your life will be perfect, i mean, look how sweet my life is. If you dont folow are god, youll end up wering masks and acting like a bunch of faggits like the grupe Anonymous and other loosers like them.

Have a sweet day!

Barbara Schwarz

Thursday, August 28, 2008


I hav not possted for a wile and juss wantd to let everywon now Im still alive. No new news from Scientology lawers bout my website. I dont now why they dont like it, that maks me sad.

Well, gotta go. Im building a shrine to Tom Cruise and it needs more cowches and glibness.

Check owt this sweet picter of Xenu I drew (left). I also made a page for Xenu on my website. I freakin luv Xenu!


Thursday, July 10, 2008

My respons to Ava Paquett - A loyer of Scientology

Subject: Re: Unauthorized Use of Registered Trademark
Date: Thursday, 10 JULY 2008
From: Barbara Schwarz
To: AMPaquette@aol.com

Dear Ava,

I like your letter. It was awsome!

I'm a Scientologist too, just like you. I love Scientology, I wish it was inside of me. Welp, I'm sad you don't like my websight. I tryd hard to make it good. Mabe you can tell me how to make it better and I will. Please dont put me in the RPF again. It's cold and I'm scared easy. Maybe you can say hi to my parents too. I miss them. Dont tell anyone I told you that thogh. Thanks.

Hey, you now this info, how gay is Tom Cruise? Like, what I mean, is he a top or a botom? I gess wat I'm trying to say is does he like to catch or is he a picher? I think he likes to catch. He seems to me like a big girl. Wen he maried Katie as a coverup I thought it was a good idea. We don't want any dirty faggots in Scientology. Keep them queers over in the cathlic church is wut I say.

Ok - I gotta go trick some more people into joining with those stress tess or whatever the fuck you guys want to call it. Haha, they don't do nuthing except get my stats good.


Barbara Schwarz
SLC library
210 East 400 South
Salt Lake City UT 84111
Tel: (801) 524-8200

Scientology dos not like my site :(

Subject: Unauthorized Use of Registered Trademark
Date: Tue, 8 JUNE 2008
To: Barbara Schwarz

Dear Barbara Schwarz,

Our office represents Religious Technology Center ("RTC"), the owner of the federally registered trademark and service mark "SCIENTOLOGY". The "SCIENTOLOGY" mark is registered with the United States Patent and Trademark Office under registration numbers 1,755,441; 1,540,928; 1,342,353; 1,329,474; 1,318,717; 1,306,997; and 0898018. "SCIENTOLOGY" is also registered as a trade and service mark in numerous countries throughout the world under registration numbers B 119,381; 153,974; 180,601; B 153,085; B 153,086; 180600. We also represent the Church of Scientology International ("CSI"), which is the licensee of the "Scientology" trademark.

We have been advised that you have registered a domain name with Yahoo, Inc., a United States domain registrar and agreed, through Yahoo's Registration Agreement, Governing Law and Jurisdiction for Disputes, to submit to the jurisdiction of Bellevue, Washington, regarding the following domain name:


You are hereby on notice that the registration and use of this domain name in this fashion has caused your name to be falsely associated with our client's registered mark, SCIENTOLOGY, as owner and creates a likelihood of confusion as to the source or sponsorship of this domain name in violation of United States state and federal law, including the Lanham Act, 15 U.S.C.  1125(a).

The fact that you have added "rulz" after "Scientology" does not protect you from trademark infringement. Duly noted that attempts at hiding under the use of humor or "parody" to protect you from trademark infringement have also failed. In order for a website to be humorous or fall under the classification of "parody" it first must be funny, which this site clearly is not. Huish Detergents, Inc. v. Orange Glo Intern, Inc., 2002 WL 32157171 (D.Utah 2002) (holding that minor differences in spelling and variations and arrangements of letters was insufficient to protect against trademark infringement); Salton, Inc. v. Cornwall Corporation, 477 F.Supp. 975 (D.C.N.J. 1979) (holding that, even though not completely identical, defendant's term was so like the plaintiff's in form, spelling, and sound as to constitute trademark infringement). The adoption of the term "Scientologyrulz" is so like the federally registered trademark "Scientology" in form, spelling and sound as to constitute infringement pursuant to the Lanham TradeMark Act, 15 U.S.C.  1114. AMF v. Sleekcraft Boats, 599 F.2d 341 (9th Cir. 1979); G.D. Searle & Company v. Chas. Pfizer & Company, 265 F.2d 385 (7th Cir. 1959). According to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of "rulz" is: An incorrect way to spell rules. Most commonly written by the lazy, dyslexic, and just plain old Down Syndrome victims http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rulz

Likewise, our client's registered trademark of "SCIENTOLOGY" is eleven letters and most importantly an "Ology". Your site is "likely to cause confusion, or to cause mistake, or to deceive as to the affiliation, connection, or association of such person with another person, or as to the origin, sponsorship, or approval of his or her goods, services, or commercial activities by another person." No one is going to actually believe that Scientology "rulz". ex. America Online, Inc. v. IMS, 24 F.Supp.2d 548, 551 (E.D.Va. 1998). Could someone say that Scientology rulz? Maybe? Probably not. Though in your arrogance and lul-ful ways, the "rulz" aspect of the site does not come across. Our lawyers proved this by closely reviewing the site. Not one of us laughed or chuckled even once.

The Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act ("ACPA") is also implicated by your registration of this domain name. Shields v. Zuccarini, 254 F.3d 476 (3rd Cit. 2001). Statutory damages can be awarded for violation of the Act in an amount not less than $1,000 and not more than $100,000 for each domain name. 15 U.S.C. Section 1117(d). The court in Shields imposed a $30,000 statutory damage award against a cybersquatter under the Act. All your base are belong to us.

Pretty please, we ask that you cease and desist use of this domain name and transfer it to our client, CSI. We are willing to pay for your registration and transfer fees incurred in this matter.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Ava Paquette
Moxon & Kobrin
3055 Wilshire Boulevard
Suite 900
Los Angeles, California 90010
Tel: (213) 487-4468
Fax: (213) 487-5385

Monday, June 30, 2008

Confewsion?? Dont be dum!!!

Dont be dumb. Get in Scientology now befor its too late! If you get in now then you are on the top of the perimid so you make more frikin cash! Those at the bottom just have to try and trick others with stress tests and buying books. If you are on the top like Miscavig or others, you can just punch people.

Wise up dumies! Join Scientology! Get in before others get ahead of you and then you dont make as much money!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Fly Xenu Airlines?

Fly Xenu Airlines

Fly Xenu Airlines?
This crazy person who said that Scientology is bad and other dumb stuff, who doesn't want to give me any money, sent me a link to fly Xenu airlines or something. I was happy at first because I was thinking maybe I could take an airplane away somewere. Anyplace is better than having to be in the Scientology Org basement 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. So, I clicked on the link. Well, I didn't see anything about a Xenu airplane or anything about me getting out of the Scientology basement, but it was a music video with this really cool song and good dance moves. I've been lisening to it all day. I'm still not sur on the hole Xenu airplane thing or if they'll ever let me out, but watever.

This is the link they sent me:
Click here to fly Xenu Airlines

Sum picturs I took of my super cool Scientologist frends

This is a pictur I took of some of my cool Scientologist friends. Here's their names - From the left to right of the pictur: Lily Fire-Red, Trudy Johnson, Bruce Benson. They are super cool!

My cool Scientology friends.

Below is Nother pictur I took. This one is of my good friend Tom Newton almost ready to make sum quick cash on a girl in a mask or something??? She looks like needs all the help she can get, for wearing masks and stuff. Tom is always ready to help and take her money.

My cool Scientology friends.

Enjoy my picturs! I love Scientology! It rulz! Peace out!